To all who read this blog, please forward this to everybody you know. With any information you are getting about the economy from other blogs and media please do the same. Pass it on.
Do you know that most Americans do not watch the news or even read the newspaper?
Huh, my people we are in for the worst of the worst financial meltdown that will destroy this country and many others for a very long time. If you are thirty years old today, unless you live to be eighty years or maybe one hundred years old, you will not see the end of what George Bush has done to this world.
Being fair, there is enough blame to pass around. Do you think the entire Congress should be given their walking papers? So many have already lost everything and when these loose assholes are talking they try to make a joke about it.
Does Obama look happy to you? This man has inherited the worst of the worst ever.
I cannot stress enough how we all should stop spending on unnecessary items. I do understand that we have to spend some for the economy to pick up. But please try and look at it this way. Why spend the little bit you got not knowing how long you will have a job or whether your bank will go bankrupt? Why go out of your way to buy things even from Walmart if you don't need it? It sounds foolish, but when you lose your job it would be funny. Do you think that thousands will be pushing shopping carts next year? Just you wait and see.
I was out in a restaurant for dinner last night. The waiter asked if we wanted pepper sauce. We said yes. He left and never came back. Then the person with me accidentally spilled water on the table while this same waiter was there. He was very polite and said let me get you a towel. Both times he went off to the other end of the restaurant and got engaged in small talk with the other waiters. After half an hour, I walked over and said can we have our bill? He than said "oh I am sorry, towel coming up." When it was time to pay, I added a nickel to the bill as his tip. Maybe he will get the message.
Why are we so spoiled? In a bar, buy a $2.00 drink and the bartender expects a $2.00 tip or more. And what is so funny, there are thousands of fools out there who think it is cool to do that. Idiots, that's what they are, born stupid before stupid has them.
Do you get money out of ATM's not from your own bank and have to pay $3.00 and then your bank charges you another $2.50 service charge? If you do, you too are a fool. Plain stupid, my people.
Once I was with a friend who saw someone with a $1,000 cell phone. The very next day he had one. I asked him what happened to the other one. He said he give it away. This one can do all kinds of stuff you know. I said like what. He said check email, Internet, music, pictures, etc., etc. I said "oh yes, what about the other one you had?" He responded just about the same, but I like this one better. This guy is unemployed and still thinks that things will turn around soon. I can't help than to wonder what soon means to Alfred. Yes, you, Alfred, my friend. Yes you.
My people, only you know what's in your wallet. Only you know that when your are hanging out with a so called buddy, you are six times more broke than your wallet, so why keep spending money like you have diarrhea and you just don't have any control of it?
Save, save, save.
If you don't need a cell phone, use your land line, asshole. If you must be a drunk, destroy your liver at home. If you must dress up like a Christmas tree with an empty wallet, you know there are many thrift shops around. If you must live in a nice place and can't afford it, get a roommate, one with a JOB of course. Only drive if necessary.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
People and cell phones
Everywhere you look someone is on a cell phone. You can't even use a public bathroom without hearing someone talking on their cell. My people, what is going on with that? How do you think people got by without them just few years ago? What about at a bar, grocery store, restaurant, or sometimes at an office of a public business, etc, etc? What is wrong with these people? Do you think it was better when we all shared one land line phone in a house? This guy told me he got pulled over by a cop and while the cop was giving him a citation the cop told him to hold on while he took a cell phone call. Have you ever heard of something like that?
What about how they bill? You can't leave a company like AT&T if you are dissatisfied without paying a penalty. If the phone is defective, they replace it with a refurbished one. Is the one you bought brand new really new, or refurbished also? I think most are. What about this minute thing? You pay for incoming and outgoing calls. What about the rollover minutes? Ha, you lose them if you don't use them in a specific time frame. Is that to make sure you use them all up so you won't have anymore to roll over and end up paying extra?
Do you think this is fair? Think about it. What are you really getting with all of the extra Internet stuff without having to pay for it? You name it.
My people, if you don't need a cell phone, please don't get one. Save your money. Do you know someone who has a cell and never uses it? It's just like having a gym card, paying for it monthly, and not using it for years. Huh, my people isn't that just like the big boys on the Hill? Remember, we have been referring to them as wasteful.
Why does just an ordinary person need to be walking down the street talking on a cell phone? Or crossing the street or driving? Have you seen a female driving doing her makeup and and talking on her cell? If this is for some kind of show, stop it. You are considered classless and you could harm yourself or even someone else.
Have you seen Obama walking, not paying attention to where he is going using his blackberry, or talking on his cell? Come on, isn't that a bad example for the young people? People don't do it. For one thing he has security that will make sure he doesn't walk into a running car or a fence.
If you don't need a cell, just don't get one. If you damn well know you will not be going to the gym, don't get a gym card. If you already have a gym card, cancel the damn thing. No one is impressed to know that you have a gym card, or a cell phone that you can't afford. Live within your means my people.
The economy still has yet to hit bottom. We haven't seen anything yet. Save, save, save.
How much food did you waste on Thanksgiving? How much my people? Why put food on your plate that you damn well know you will not eat? Can't you get off your over fat ass and get more if you need to? What is this with all of these half cups of water, juices, beer, and any kind of drinks or canned drinks that are left half full to toss out?
What about not using extra toilet paper if you don't need to? Do you know someone who turned on the water and washed just one or two fingers for a second and then grabbed for about a yard of paper towels to dry off their hands? At least they're not wasting water. I can't figure that one, why even bother?
My people, think twice before you get a cell phone or a gym card. No one is impressed.
What about how they bill? You can't leave a company like AT&T if you are dissatisfied without paying a penalty. If the phone is defective, they replace it with a refurbished one. Is the one you bought brand new really new, or refurbished also? I think most are. What about this minute thing? You pay for incoming and outgoing calls. What about the rollover minutes? Ha, you lose them if you don't use them in a specific time frame. Is that to make sure you use them all up so you won't have anymore to roll over and end up paying extra?
Do you think this is fair? Think about it. What are you really getting with all of the extra Internet stuff without having to pay for it? You name it.
My people, if you don't need a cell phone, please don't get one. Save your money. Do you know someone who has a cell and never uses it? It's just like having a gym card, paying for it monthly, and not using it for years. Huh, my people isn't that just like the big boys on the Hill? Remember, we have been referring to them as wasteful.
Why does just an ordinary person need to be walking down the street talking on a cell phone? Or crossing the street or driving? Have you seen a female driving doing her makeup and and talking on her cell? If this is for some kind of show, stop it. You are considered classless and you could harm yourself or even someone else.
Have you seen Obama walking, not paying attention to where he is going using his blackberry, or talking on his cell? Come on, isn't that a bad example for the young people? People don't do it. For one thing he has security that will make sure he doesn't walk into a running car or a fence.
If you don't need a cell, just don't get one. If you damn well know you will not be going to the gym, don't get a gym card. If you already have a gym card, cancel the damn thing. No one is impressed to know that you have a gym card, or a cell phone that you can't afford. Live within your means my people.
The economy still has yet to hit bottom. We haven't seen anything yet. Save, save, save.
How much food did you waste on Thanksgiving? How much my people? Why put food on your plate that you damn well know you will not eat? Can't you get off your over fat ass and get more if you need to? What is this with all of these half cups of water, juices, beer, and any kind of drinks or canned drinks that are left half full to toss out?
What about not using extra toilet paper if you don't need to? Do you know someone who turned on the water and washed just one or two fingers for a second and then grabbed for about a yard of paper towels to dry off their hands? At least they're not wasting water. I can't figure that one, why even bother?
My people, think twice before you get a cell phone or a gym card. No one is impressed.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving to you all, my people!!!
In loving memorial:
DENNIS CLARK WINSLOW
My friend, in memorial of him I give thanks to my higher power for all of my life. I am very grateful that I got to share such a wonderful friendship with an incredible person like him. My friend Clark, as we all called him, was very loving, kind, understanding, honest, and a very devoted friend. He didn't see different races of people. Once he said to me during a conversation, why is the color of a person such an issue? He just could not understand it. Clark, I think about you all the time, more so because of all that is going on. I know you are one of those in heaven looking down watching every step of the way, praying for only the right thing to happen for all.
Our last Thanksgiving together was in 1999, a few months before God called you to eternity. I am very thankful that we got to break bread together on your last Thanksgiving on this earth.
I believe you have walked in the presence of the Lord in a land for only real
living, as precious in heaven as you were on earth. Your soul has been lifted up to the Lord's place as an angel to watch over all of us.
As you continue to rest in peace forever more, you will always be on the minds of many.
Robin your mother and I are in contact and your name comes up. She is doing well and I hear David and Amanda are also. I say again rest, rest in peace Prince Clark, through death to life.
Tony
DENNIS CLARK WINSLOW
My friend, in memorial of him I give thanks to my higher power for all of my life. I am very grateful that I got to share such a wonderful friendship with an incredible person like him. My friend Clark, as we all called him, was very loving, kind, understanding, honest, and a very devoted friend. He didn't see different races of people. Once he said to me during a conversation, why is the color of a person such an issue? He just could not understand it. Clark, I think about you all the time, more so because of all that is going on. I know you are one of those in heaven looking down watching every step of the way, praying for only the right thing to happen for all.
Our last Thanksgiving together was in 1999, a few months before God called you to eternity. I am very thankful that we got to break bread together on your last Thanksgiving on this earth.
I believe you have walked in the presence of the Lord in a land for only real
living, as precious in heaven as you were on earth. Your soul has been lifted up to the Lord's place as an angel to watch over all of us.
As you continue to rest in peace forever more, you will always be on the minds of many.
Robin your mother and I are in contact and your name comes up. She is doing well and I hear David and Amanda are also. I say again rest, rest in peace Prince Clark, through death to life.
Tony
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Bailout explained
True Americans divide the bailout. I bet this is what happens behind closed doors in congressional sessions.
Freedom of speech, huh. Be whatever you want, huh. We are in serious trouble my people, real trouble that could take about eighty years to fix if we start today. All this shit about Americans getting by through loopholes leaves us very uneducated and stupid. Not getting a passing grade but being pushed to the next grade level will come back to haunt us for years unknown.
Freedom of speech, huh. Be whatever you want, huh. We are in serious trouble my people, real trouble that could take about eighty years to fix if we start today. All this shit about Americans getting by through loopholes leaves us very uneducated and stupid. Not getting a passing grade but being pushed to the next grade level will come back to haunt us for years unknown.
Tickle me Elmo
Is this a true story?
Hopefully this will make everybody laugh.
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the personnel manager's door. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'
Hopefully this will make everybody laugh.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sad, true and just can't get it
I just got back from the store with a friend. She is living from pay check to pay check. She has four kids and no father to help. While at the store she picked up two cans of chicken broth for 50 cents each. On our way to the cashier she came cross a house brand for 46 cents. She was so happy and returned the 50 cents broth back to the shelf and grabbed the 46 cents broth.
When the cashier scanned the broth, it came up 48 cents each. I quickly reminded my friend that it should be 46 cents, not 48 cents. The cashier was willing to change it to 46 cents. But my friend said "its okay; it's only four cents I am losing, no big deal." This was at Wal-Mart. We then made her second and final stop at Raleys to buy veggies because she does not like Wal-Mart veggies. When we got to the cashier, she was short four cents. She asked me if I had it. I said yes but not to spare. She stood there waiting as if the cashier should let her slide. She said I really need this for Thanksgiving. The cashier said if I had the change I would throw it in, but I just don't have it. "Want to put a potato back?" My friend did and everything was fine.
On the way to drop her off, she said I just don't understand why that cashier didn't just let me slide. I asked her how many customers do you think those stores have a day? She said thousand's, I am sure. I said well do you think if they let only about a hundred slide daily for four cents, how long would they remain in business. Come on, it's just four cents. They make millions. I said yes you are right, it's just four cents and they make millions, but four cents is four cents especially when you don't have it.
When the cashier scanned the broth, it came up 48 cents each. I quickly reminded my friend that it should be 46 cents, not 48 cents. The cashier was willing to change it to 46 cents. But my friend said "its okay; it's only four cents I am losing, no big deal." This was at Wal-Mart. We then made her second and final stop at Raleys to buy veggies because she does not like Wal-Mart veggies. When we got to the cashier, she was short four cents. She asked me if I had it. I said yes but not to spare. She stood there waiting as if the cashier should let her slide. She said I really need this for Thanksgiving. The cashier said if I had the change I would throw it in, but I just don't have it. "Want to put a potato back?" My friend did and everything was fine.
On the way to drop her off, she said I just don't understand why that cashier didn't just let me slide. I asked her how many customers do you think those stores have a day? She said thousand's, I am sure. I said well do you think if they let only about a hundred slide daily for four cents, how long would they remain in business. Come on, it's just four cents. They make millions. I said yes you are right, it's just four cents and they make millions, but four cents is four cents especially when you don't have it.
Point Reyes National Seashore
Here are two pictures taken recently at Point Reyes National Seashore in California.
Random thinking, who are we, what are we, really where is our place in the world as Americans?
We have heard so much about JFK lately, why? Oh, because it is about the time of the year when he was killed. And who do you think killed him? Don't look far. Do you think the guy who spoke Russian did it? Huh.
What about all of the terrible diseases like AIDS, Korean flu, bird flu or African malaria? Where do they come from? Huh. Do you think we as Americans are the most dirty people? Talking about hygiene, what do you think? Have you ever been involved with a potluck dinner at work? I rest my case.
Who do you think is messing up our planet the most? Who has always got a war going, blowing up just because someone does not like our father or the way we dress? What about fossil fuels? Ha, and we are so productive.
Why do we always get a kick out of people with a different accent? Is it because they can at least speak our language English way a lot better than us? They may speak it with an accent, but damn bet if they took an English exam along with many Americans they will score way higher than even some on the hill. I get a lot of people from Malaysia viewing this blog. I bet that most of them speak English better than we do even though it's not their native language.
My people, most Americans can't speak English. Do you think that is why you hear all of these so called modern words? Hell no, they don't know what the right word is and make up shit. Do you think if George Washington awoke today, he would understand anything in the sentences we use today? Do you think he would even know what we meant by the word "cool?" What about gotcha journalists?
Why do we Americans think we are always right? Do you think it's because we have been taught to believe a lie is the truth even if we know it is not?
What about World War I and World War II? Did America really do what they claim? Remember in most cases the one who claims they won first is always the loser.
Why do we even bother to say we are the number one country in the world? Come on, we can't even run a straight election. Everyone makes up shit about each other and when they get elected, we find out that they are all about about getting there and most of what they said was bird flu shit.
Ask the person you are sitting or standing next to right now how many states are in America? Who is the governor of New York? What does the "W" in George Bush mean? You would think with all that has been going on for the last eight years every American would care enough to know everything about this man that we are blaming endlessly for all of our problems. Oh, I forgot, Sean Hannity is now saying on Fox News Channel it is all Obama's fault. I rest my case.
I think people like Sean Hannity should be fired and put in prison for misleading the world about every almost everything he says. Freedom of speech is one thing, but as a member of the media, no one should be allowed to give false news to the would like that. Does this monkey looking face Hannity know what it really does when he puts Sarah Palin on TV and says lies just because he is a racist? I say fire his loose ass.
If you think that George Bush got into the White House because he was the right man, think again. Who announced that he had won? Which state had a problem and who was the big man in that state?
Back to education, ask the person standing or sitting next to you, what year America was founded? That's too far off. Ask something most recent that we all still have on our minds..like name all of those on the ballet that he or she voted for? Or even what is the present job of McCain and Obama. I rest my case. My people, we are the most stupid, dumbest idiots in the entire world. God bless America. What did Rev. Wright really mean when he said "God damn America?" If he was not a racist, and had said it without hatred, it could mean having people like Sean Hannity and others saying and doing just about anything to miss lead us. We are already very stupid, we don't need any help.
And now they are trying to say Sarah Palin knew that Africa was a continent. I know for sure that chickens are very stupid. I'm not sure about turkeys. I saw the governor of an important state in our country, Alaska, someone who was allowed to run for the second highest office in our country, stand in front of a slaughter house while a turkey was being killed, pardoning the one right in front of her yet she did not think to look to her near left and see a turkey being killed.
We are in trouble my people. This our sweet country is in serious trouble. Do you think that poor turkey was really pardoned or it was all about show? What about maybe it was pardoned from being killed at the slaughter house and she took it home and shot it? You know she enjoys shooting harmless animals.
I am for Obama all the way and we need to give him a chance, but I must say I am still waiting for new faces in Washington like how he promised. Do you think he is having a very, I say very hard time finding educated, intelligent, smart, honest, loyal, hard working Americans anywhere in America who do not think like Washington insiders? Think again.
What about all of the terrible diseases like AIDS, Korean flu, bird flu or African malaria? Where do they come from? Huh. Do you think we as Americans are the most dirty people? Talking about hygiene, what do you think? Have you ever been involved with a potluck dinner at work? I rest my case.
Who do you think is messing up our planet the most? Who has always got a war going, blowing up just because someone does not like our father or the way we dress? What about fossil fuels? Ha, and we are so productive.
Why do we always get a kick out of people with a different accent? Is it because they can at least speak our language English way a lot better than us? They may speak it with an accent, but damn bet if they took an English exam along with many Americans they will score way higher than even some on the hill. I get a lot of people from Malaysia viewing this blog. I bet that most of them speak English better than we do even though it's not their native language.
My people, most Americans can't speak English. Do you think that is why you hear all of these so called modern words? Hell no, they don't know what the right word is and make up shit. Do you think if George Washington awoke today, he would understand anything in the sentences we use today? Do you think he would even know what we meant by the word "cool?" What about gotcha journalists?
Why do we Americans think we are always right? Do you think it's because we have been taught to believe a lie is the truth even if we know it is not?
What about World War I and World War II? Did America really do what they claim? Remember in most cases the one who claims they won first is always the loser.
Why do we even bother to say we are the number one country in the world? Come on, we can't even run a straight election. Everyone makes up shit about each other and when they get elected, we find out that they are all about about getting there and most of what they said was bird flu shit.
Ask the person you are sitting or standing next to right now how many states are in America? Who is the governor of New York? What does the "W" in George Bush mean? You would think with all that has been going on for the last eight years every American would care enough to know everything about this man that we are blaming endlessly for all of our problems. Oh, I forgot, Sean Hannity is now saying on Fox News Channel it is all Obama's fault. I rest my case.
I think people like Sean Hannity should be fired and put in prison for misleading the world about every almost everything he says. Freedom of speech is one thing, but as a member of the media, no one should be allowed to give false news to the would like that. Does this monkey looking face Hannity know what it really does when he puts Sarah Palin on TV and says lies just because he is a racist? I say fire his loose ass.
If you think that George Bush got into the White House because he was the right man, think again. Who announced that he had won? Which state had a problem and who was the big man in that state?
Back to education, ask the person standing or sitting next to you, what year America was founded? That's too far off. Ask something most recent that we all still have on our minds..like name all of those on the ballet that he or she voted for? Or even what is the present job of McCain and Obama. I rest my case. My people, we are the most stupid, dumbest idiots in the entire world. God bless America. What did Rev. Wright really mean when he said "God damn America?" If he was not a racist, and had said it without hatred, it could mean having people like Sean Hannity and others saying and doing just about anything to miss lead us. We are already very stupid, we don't need any help.
And now they are trying to say Sarah Palin knew that Africa was a continent. I know for sure that chickens are very stupid. I'm not sure about turkeys. I saw the governor of an important state in our country, Alaska, someone who was allowed to run for the second highest office in our country, stand in front of a slaughter house while a turkey was being killed, pardoning the one right in front of her yet she did not think to look to her near left and see a turkey being killed.
We are in trouble my people. This our sweet country is in serious trouble. Do you think that poor turkey was really pardoned or it was all about show? What about maybe it was pardoned from being killed at the slaughter house and she took it home and shot it? You know she enjoys shooting harmless animals.
I am for Obama all the way and we need to give him a chance, but I must say I am still waiting for new faces in Washington like how he promised. Do you think he is having a very, I say very hard time finding educated, intelligent, smart, honest, loyal, hard working Americans anywhere in America who do not think like Washington insiders? Think again.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Redneck pickup lines
This is funny.
Thanks to my friend to sending this to me.
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon..
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Thanks to my friend to sending this to me.